I did not stay inside our house all weekend with my little family minus excursions for food, a glue stick, and to drop Robbie off at my mom's house because we are all sharing a nasty cold virus that won't go away.
I would never try (unsuccessfully, I might add) to encourage my little boy to revert back to 3 naps per day just because I wanted to nap away my own cold.
If my husband were to bring me a box of assorted donuts from Dunkin Donuts, I would not admit that I like the gesture more than I like a boquette of flowers. Who does that? Not me.
I have not covered our dining room with my scrapbooking project, and even if I had, I would not have 10 months of catch-up to do in Robbie's album.
I do not wake up at 6:30am every morning now, because that is not when Robbie wakes up. But if I did, I would totally be a morning person and enjoy it, not looking forward to the morning nap we both take.
I do not contemplate what sort of change in hairstyle or haircut it would take to shorten my entire getting-ready routine to 20 minutes or less.
I did not use the pregnancy excuse to eat enough for 2 normal sized adults at Panera yesterday. I know... 'you're eating for two!' Well, most of what I've read is that that's supposed to mean you drink an extra glass of milk. Which is where my problem rests - I don't like milk. So food, it is.
I do not say 'we have the cutest little boy ever!' about 5 times a day to Rob, and believe it with all my heart. That would be slightly annoying.
I do not silently curse our water heater for only holding enough hot water for a 20-30 minute shower. That is plenty of time for a normal, if not luxuriously long, shower, and I am never forced to rinse conditioner out of my hair with cold water.
What didn't YOU do this weekend??