What's going on?

Recent grocery shopping trips have yielded the following items:

Cap'n Crunchberries cereal, the big tub of French Onion Dip, an accompanying family size bag of Ruffles, Starburst Red Favorites, too many pints and varieties of flavors of ice cream, brown sugar pop tarts, Totino's Pizzas (I just gave it away, didn't I!?!?!), 3 different kinds of cheese, candy corn and frozen mozzarella sticks.

We are averaging 3 trips a week to Dunkin Donuts and 1 or 2 to McDonald's.

I feel like I've been eating Pop Rocks and drinking soda at the same time for nearly two months.

The sight and mere thought of raw chicken makes me gag, as does brushing my teeth and lingering in a hot shower for too long.

In a moment of desperation, I quietly snacked on Goldfish crackers during the church service this morning.

I cried last week when I spilled the milk.

A sleeve of crackers has made its home on my nightstand.

I'm going to need a new Lilypie ticker.

And if you haven't pieced together what's going on over here yet, then it might help to know that Robbie has taken to shoving toy trains and pieces of track down the front of my shirt in an effort to 'share' his toys with the new baby!