Someone got tired of mom telling him that nail polish was for girls only, and took matters into his own hands.
Under cover of the art easel in the living room...
...he was able to give himself half of a manicure and pedicure before I halted the process.
Fancy Delancy by Essie was the shade he chose. Sometimes a boy just feels fancy (I guess).
If you're wondering where his mother was, she was putting the baby down for a nap. My attempt at distracting them first by setting them up with their paint sets and big pieces of paper was clearly not sufficient. Time to re-baby proof the house!