As for me...
I certainly did not eat 1/2 of a chocolate cupcake for breakfast, then wash it down with a cup of coffee... and give myself the shakes as a result before 10am. Not me.
I would never dream of forgetting the supplies I need to change Robbie's diapers when I go shopping... that would mean he would have to ride around in his stroller with poop in his diaper until the trip is over, and I would have to apologize to the other women I strolled past for our smelly 'situation', and hope that they didn't think I was a bad mom. No, I don't forget important things like diapers.
And I can't imagine who would burn out the motor of their blender while making baby food by using the pulse button incorrectly - just as their husband was explaining that the way they're currently using it will burn out the motor. That would make little bits of black plastic fly out of the sides of the base, and a yucky electrical smell would follow. And surely the blender would have to be thrown out. But I would never do that.
Ahh! I feel better. How about you? What didn't you do today / this weekend? Feel free to leave a comment!
1 comment:
Well, I definitely wouldn't buy so much stuff at Target (to sell on eBay of course) that it takes up half of our little cottage. So much that it's preventing the use of our kitchen table, and blocking the entrance to our closet. No, I definitely wouldn't dream of doing that cause then when Tyler wakes up at 5:45 am in the morning and I get up to go to the bathroom, I would trip over the laundry basket and boxes of guitars that are pretruding from the kitchen out into the hallway. No, I wouldn't do that -- that would be crazy!
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